'I swear someone touched me when I sat in that couch. It has happened before too; where did you get them from?'
'You're imagining things, and, those couches belong to my granny, she's no more.'
'They're haunted, its like two hands touching... anyways, I gotta go, bye!'
'Granny Granny Granny, we've got to talk, how many times I told you not to freak my guests out, this one's left too.'
'She's no good,' came a faint whisper from behind, 'she won't water my plants.'
'How would you know if you keep scaring them off; stop scrutinizing my girlfriends...you're dead, remember?'
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That's the trouble with ghosts. They can't get it through their heads that they're dead
ReplyDelete:D :D
DeleteIt is amazing the criteria some people use to judge others. In this case whether the person will water the plants.
ReplyDeleteGranny knows best!
ReplyDeleteThat was a fun read! Dahlia
ReplyDeleteHaha, that told her! Nice one.
ReplyDeleteFunny
ReplyDeleteAnonymously Tracey
Deletethanks :-)
DeleteGranny needs to agree to at least let them come a few times before she decides.
ReplyDeleteEver the over-protective Granny!
ReplyDeleteGranny could just watch & keep her hands to herself. Yikes!
ReplyDeleteI think Granny needs an ultimatum. Even Ghosts need boundaries. ...
ReplyDeleteA truly delightful and creative story, Nandini. Granny wants to keep grandson all for her own.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least granny is still around!
ReplyDeleteI love a good ghost story and this one was a lot of fun.
ReplyDeleteThis is a rare ghost story that isn't scary.
ReplyDeletethanks a lot everyone :-)
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