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QUICK FIX FOR YOUR GREYS



When we were young, when we spotted anyone with grey hair - it instantly meant that the person is a 'bujurg' or 'old'. Ignorant were we that even young people sometimes have grey hair - some even in their twenties. There could be multiple reasons for those greys and silvers in your head - health, disorders, genetic, age etc. We are paranoid to call them 'white' even, @duh! All is hunky dory until we start spotting them in our own heads. Then, all hell breaks loose. We panic! We try to remember all the grandma remedies we'd ignore grandly till now, try to rub furiously into our hair various and sometimes bizzare concoctions of beet-root juice, coffee, tea etc ( every fruit and vegetable that has a dark colour/pigment ), pulping and making a paste or hair-mask out of anything and everything almost, hoping the greys cannot be spotted. We search one youtube video after another - how to control, prevent, banish those annoying greys altogether for good. We are almost scared to look into the mirror without an urge to burst into tears like a child at our 'lost crowning glory' of those luscious blacks, only to be replaced by the depressing 'grey cloud' that sits on our head. Taking 'selfie' becomes a 'horror' unimaginable, we try to hide from even being spotted remotedly in the background of someone else's picture - for the fear of the greys being spotted. We start chewing curry leaves or some falana-dhimkana like a maniac, because, someone suggested so. But nothing works. We just can't fight nature. What has to happen will happen. Another grey pops out in our head in the mean time.

Recently, a socielite Shalini Passi of ( FLOBW fame ) in her late forties, claimed that she had only two ( yes, she counted ) strands of white hair. Smoke went out of my ears hearing that. NOOO! I wanted to scream. How can it be? She must surely be lying. No one can really get to the truth, unless, we start spying her vanity. So, what to do when grey hair comes knocking. And they will, whether you accept it or not. Thats the karma for enjoying black hair in your youth. Its time to face the action of having grey hair at old age. And I'm blabbering a lot, right? lol. Well, I'm spotting couple of them myself and I've tried every trick in the book to defeat them. But, nothing has worked so far. No amount of plucking out or colouring stops them from coming back. And with time, its spreading like an epidemic all over my head. What started as few strands are spreading into groups or new clumps. And, soon, I'll be an old woman with a head full grey hairs. Thats a future I'm destined to accept. And my dear fellow country men/women - it happens to everyone. So, try not to laugh - 'greys' gonna get you someday too. Watchout!

Okay, so since I've blurted out as much as I could - whats the quick fix really that the title of my post suggests? No, I'm not going to advise hair colours or henna which are the usual go-tos, I find them time-consuming, messy and also damaging to the scalp. Instead, I've found the really short-cut to hiding those greys. Yes, 'only hide' mind you. I'm not claiming to cure them. Even God can't. ERR...so! And it applies only to short hair or the 'new growths', if you've already got coloured hair - near the roots to be very specific. This is best fix, if you are in a hurry and donot have time for an elaborate hair colouring ritual. So, lets get on to it. Take your kajal pencil - any black or dark brown kajal. We women always have a kajal pencil with us, so, its a very handy tip...applied at short notice. Swatch it in your index finger ( or any finger you're comfortable with ), and just rub it in the greys. As simple as that. Swatch, rub...swatch rub. And, presto---- your greys get covered in a jiffy, within seconds. And the colour stays too, at least the whole day So, simple haan...try it! You can thank me later :-)


take kajal pencil, swatch on finger and rub in the greys - repeat, and be happy!

INDEBTED FOREVER






Naina kept looking at the wall clock...it was normally not her habit to check the time every few minutes.

But, today was special...she had a huge surprise waiting for her mother.

She had baked a cake, the most colourful cake ever...for her mother, who'd return from work any moment.

The decorations were lovely and she was sure it'd make her mother proud and happy.

Her mother had no idea secretly Naina would eagerly learn cooking lessons; anything to be of use.

Indebted forever as she was - since her mother signed those adoption papers and brought her home.




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THE NEW EMPEROR OF THIS WORLD - TRUMP!




Its 2026, and, we have a new emperor in town and no prizes for guessing - its Trump. 2025 had him keeping the whole world hostage and blackmailing them with tariffs et all; and in 2026, he went ahead a step further and started threatening and even captured presidents of other nations eg. Venezuela president Nicolas Maduro. And, as though tasting blood, he is after Greenland now which he wants to occupy even with force, if need be ( for its rare earth minerals and oil reserves ). And seeing what he just did with Venezuela, he might just take it ( i.e Greenland ) forcibly, even if that means the end of NATO ( of which US is the biggest contributor ). I personally wonder whats up with Trump thinking he and USA is superior over all other countries on this planet. He actually reminds me of a psycho-bully I personally know, who thrives making others uncomfortable even if it is not in any way actually benefitting them either. With Trump's capture of Maduro illegally, democracy has become a joke almost. For, he is now the dictator of this world. Its like everyone must obey or submit to Trump, else, anything can happen. No country's sovereignty is safe now. Trump, recently updated a photo with the terms 'Acting President of Venezuela' underneath it. He has even joked he'll appoint Marco Rubio as President of a 'free' Cuba. With him threatening all his immediate neighbours, as well as countries thousands of miles away - I'm wondering where we are headed. He is eyeing Greenland for national security, he says. What about national security of these countries? He doesn't care. And he might just grab it any time. With Iran too, he has similar plans; perhaps, not to conquer it ( Afghanistan/Iraq invasions by USA were a disaster, remember? ) - but, fuel the protests further until there's a total regime change and USA has a puppet at its helm. Its no longer about establishing democracy or human rights...its claimed as security threat and - boom, war planes drop in. Thats seem the new normal now. USA is just waiting for its moment to strike Iran. I want Iran to resist but at the same time want Iran islamist rulers to be decimated - they killed 36k+ protestors their own people in 2 days just because they wanted to live a more liberal lifestyle sans the burkha.

Every country has their flaws. Including USA. Aren't there poor, homeless and crimes and criminal gangs in USA too? That he blames its because of unchecked migrations etc other excuses is another thing. If he has captured Maduro, will the drugs problem ( which is quite rampant regarding 'fentanyl' ) get solved? Its quite a bigger nexus, that includes China, Mexico and Columbia etc with each playing a bigger role in it. Reason for capturing Venezuela's president is no doubt - OIL which Venezuela has largest reserves of in the world, and, of good quality too. And where there is oil, USA wants to somehow grab it. Also, with India, China buying from Venezuela, this recent act will have USA getting full control. He is also targetting Iran for the same purpose. Not for the iranian people, but the Oil that it has.

He has a chattis-ka-aakda with China too, as its the biggest economy after USA and world's biggest manufacturing hub - with USA itself dependent on it for almost all everyday goods it requires, but, dares not do much as China has more leverage against it ( which it recently displayed as well ); thus, Trump hunts the weaker nations to target China indirectly eg. screaming foul against Canada which signed deals with the Dragon. Canada, scarily, he calls it 51st state and the premier, as Governor - the audacity. It'd have been funny, if it wasn't as scary. Because, he may just do it, he's got his eyes on Canada as well. All this makes me wonder, if we are back in era of kings and emperors, because, Trump is definately acting like one. Its like if he is not served or pleased, horror awaits. And, he'll gonna punish all with tariffs. Tariffs is his weapon, that no matter what ~ its on tip of his lips - do this or tariff; do that or tariff. He is 79 years old. I wonder how many years he'll live. He needs to read up history. No ruler, dictator, king or whoever - nobody lives forever. So, he won't too. And, all empires crumble. USA will too. Thats how things happen. Nothing lasts forever on this planet. So, instead of picking fights with every nation, he needs to make policies that'll benefit all including USA. Because, whatever he is doing will certainly not make America Great Anytime Soon or Ever. - he'll go down in history as the most nut-job US president ever.




#NoKings err...Mister...

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