Couple of years ago it was all about 'main apni favourte hoon' by Poo! Poo who? Who doesn't know Poo? You're not of this world if you don't know our Poo! ( of KKKG )
Then came the half naked woman who ran around Bombay/Mumbai streets esp airports ( her own red carpet ) in some crazy innovative DIY outfits getting the papparazi all bowled and in turn photo-bombing our facebook and instagram feeds relentlessly ( not to mention our 'sensibilities' ) - Uorfi Javed, as we came to know her with the 'badass' tagline - 'badnaam huwa toh kya, naam toh huwa'!
Then came 'mai liver hoon' 'am a liver because I live' 'what work do I do - I work on myself' - the weird cum intriguing ( if one can be both ) Orry! It was Orry ki horry(?) everywhere with his pecuiar accent and equally peculiar infamous selfie poses mainly with celebs and the outrageous crazy claim that he charges 25lakhs per selfie, 'gulps'!
And if we didn't have enough on our platter already and seen it all...here comes another unique specimen who has managed to get the whole internet 'universe' crazy...for some Cleopatra-type dressing ~ a certain Madam ( Senorita?) femme-fatale called ~ Shalini Passi!
Why is she unique? Look for yourself...its not for some shoot that she dresses up like Cleopatra. Its her style and she actually dresses like that in real life. Whoa! And its not just the dressing she has everyone hooked to the small mobile screens; but for the words she utters. And..man are they captivating or what. You can't beieve the words..and one has to listen twice to actually confirm someone ( she ) has said it. I'm sure the mobile companies are happy as their bandwidths are happily getting spent at bullet-train speed, and, they are inturn happily running to their banks...more subscriptions and recharges, you see. Everyone is happy - its a happy world. All credits to a happy Madame' Passi.
So who exactly is Shalini Passi? Why is she everywhere on the internet these days? Why everytime I open my mobile...she is plastered all over the screen. Why all the bollywood portals are chasing her instead of other actresses. Last I checked, she's not an actress or a model... heck, no one knew of her existance even. So who the hell is Shalini Passi...who has got all our minds fuzzy, eh?
For once, I'm glad she is a socialite who hasn't used any lip-fillers as yet. I'm so done with everyone looking like ducks these days what with huge inflated lips all having gone under the knife. So here Shalini Passi wins some instant points with her refreshing looking natural lips. And when she opens them to speak...a soft voice ( don't get fooled by it though ), her quick wit and self-indulgent one-liners will really keep you hooked and make you smile - she ain't no dumb bimbo as she perhaps looks or projects with all that over-the-top dressing sense. I almost forgive her, because, she is genuinely entertaining and she actually suits those outfits. I can't think of anyone else. Not now, after having seen her. She is really the Cleopatra of modern times ( or maybe the original one too ) keeping everyone hypnotized to her charming and elegant persona. If I ever imagine a Cleopatra..Shalini Passi will make an appearace in that imagination. And thankfully, she is not a show off even while apparently showing off - if you understand what I mean. She actually looks quite naive and innocent behind all that glaring 'glittery' n 'flashy' facade. And its quite refreshing in comparision to all the boldness and artificiality we see around.
She claims she lives in a 20,000 sq feet mansion. Yeah..to try out all those outfits and twirl around, I think all that space too will not be quite enough. Her husband earns and she happily spends it. An ideal life. She says, her husband is her world. I believe her. If she lives such an extravagant life she wouldn't be complaining anyways. Her husband is indeed her world who provides her with all that luxury. She is unappologic and I really admire this quality. She is living the moment - esp when she goes for an inpromptu swim while still clad in elaborate gowns or simply walking off in middle of an interview citing needing a 'break' leaving the interviewer quite dazed, who does that? She doesn't care what others think. That's so important to be happy - ignore the world and live in your own happy 'bubble'. Negativity affects her skin, she says. And, I agree. The fact that she has a 27 yrs old son will perhaps surprise you...she has certainly maintained herself well - I guess, the effect of never eating any 'flour' in her life as she claims. I could go on and on...but why not check out her interviews yourself. You'll enjoy them for sure. An enigma, you bet you've not seen anything like her. She currently apears in the Netflix show of FLOBW ( aka Fabulous Lives of Bollywood Wives - representling the delhi socialites ) and has already overshadowed the rest of the cast. Love her, You'll not Hate her for sure and certainly can't afford to Ignore her. She is the only entertainly there currently is. An internet icon, she is there all over the place until perhaps another sensation comes along. Cheers n adios till then ~
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